I am the very model of a modron major generalI’ve legend lore on plants, beasts, and every elementicalI know the Queens of Gith-land, and I quote the flights draconicalFrom Tiamat to Tu’narath, in order lore-canonical I’m very well acquainted, too, with matters MordenkainicalI understand the elements, simple, para, and quasi…tical,About […]
One Leak (with apologies to the Barenaked Ladies) It’s been one week since you leaked to us Codega’s article dropped, you said, “We’re greedy” Five business days in the US Saying, “We’ll be sharing more soon, thanks for your patience.” Three days since the D&D Beyond tweet We realize it’s […]
To be honest, this post is a palate cleanse in the midst of a longer writing project. A friend of mine who suffers from polymorphous light eruption thought it sounded like a D&D spell and agreed that I should turn it into one, and since I’m not going to write […]
Edited to Add: The incredible Aaron Good actually recorded a performance of this song. It is an unholy abomination and I am delighted beyond words. And now it’s time for “Silly Songs with Dalamar,” the part of the show where Dalamar comes out and sings a silly song. Joining Dalamar […]
Okay, look, quoting T.S. Eliot back and forth at each other was a significant part of how I got to know Kainenchen. All the more so when we reworked “The Naming of Cats” and “The Waste Land” to be about Fallen Earth, the MMO we both worked on. My point is, […]
This blog almost never intersects with politics or moment-to-moment pop culture, but today… today I make an exception, out of anger and a nigh-hysteric desire to make something to laugh about. Therefore, in honor of a most excellent Twitter response to a most bizarre and now-deleted tweet. You know what, […]
